dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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