He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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