Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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