It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
pray to the hookup gods
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize