dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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