You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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