Tell her she can't have a vagina
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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