well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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