I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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