I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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