What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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