so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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