Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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