ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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