Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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