I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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