IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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