I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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