shes about as inviting as chlamydia
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize