We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You pole danced in your parka.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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