my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
50% drunk capacity currently
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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