I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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