their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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