How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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