What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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