i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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