you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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