i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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