Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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