why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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