I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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