He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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