420 ftw
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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