I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
did you just send me my own nude
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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