At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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