It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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