I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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