Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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