i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i think my mom watched the whole time
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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