You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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