I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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