Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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