Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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