Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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