He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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