Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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