windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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