Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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