The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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