dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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