Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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