My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
another moral hangover. fuck.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
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bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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