my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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