how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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