OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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