I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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